Driving on US highways can be a little monotonous sometimes, especially when going at it for 14 hours or so. Admittedly there are scenic views sometimes and different kinds of attractions along the roads, like the average Michigan trailer park homes or Bob, Taco Bell's little big mascot who's been sitting by his table for the last two years because he is so obese they cannot get him loose without trimming his torso with sharp objects and rebuilding the entance, and so he just keeps on eating since that was his ambition anyway, or most of rural America and their funny houses with strange creatures in them and signs outside saying "Mitt Romney", and of course - some landmarks, mountains, lakes and rivers, for example Black River in Ohio, which really is more brown than black.
Anyway, there are a lot of signs along these highways that deserve a closer attention, and here are a few of them:
1. "Drug traffickers go to prison" (yeah, you heard me, take the next exit and go to prison right away, you bad bad person!)
2. "Click it or ticket - buckle up!"
3. "Buckle up the next million miles!"
4. "Buckle up! It is a law we can live with"
5. "Reduce speed Get ticket" (Keep that pedal to the floor!)
6. "Be nice." (Sweet)
7. "Left lane closed" immediately followed by "Stay left"
8. (And here's a funny one...) "Cleveland"
9. "Bridge Icey Before Road" (What!?)
10. "Hopeless dope fiends inside"
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